Saturday, May 30, 2009

Off the Wall

In an effort to keep my once a month posting promise and without much going on, here’s some thoughts on our Beijing trip.

I think going forward I’ll use the 4 Ps below as my rating of the worthiness when visiting cities:
  • Panoramic
  • Places
  • People
  • Prominence
Panoramic – The idea here is that the place could not be captured in a picture, even in panoramic mode. The first time I experienced this was showing impressive photos of Alaska and realizing they did not come close to capturing the 360 degrees of nature that was surrounding me. If you could capture everything in a photo what reason would there be to visit?
While the Summer Palace, Forbidden City, and Tienanmen Square were all impressive, I’d have to say the Great Wall earned the check mark here. Even through the fog it’s difficult to be unimpressed standing up there and seeing it stretch out along the hillside. Of course they could consider changing the name to the Great Staircase, because outside of a small stretch or two of flat surfaces you are either going up or down stairs of varying heights. But this deceit is slightly remedied by the toboggan ride back down.
Advanced age and weight had little impact on my skillz from the early days of Action Park as I pinned that throttle stick straight down and never looked back. I think I had time to use the restroom, learn some Mandarin and get my camera ready to take Lisa’s picture long before she ever came into sight. Unfortunately the real photo op was the wide eyed faces on the two guys working the end of the track as I came around that last bend at speeds not recommended by the makers of that attraction.
Places – In most major cities good restaurants and accommodations are expected. However we find the best ones are those that have places worth going outside of the city. This was one of the reasons we liked Portland so much. In less than 45 minutes we were on a beautiful beach, hiking in the mountains or in wine country. Then back to the city for a great meal and some local wine.
Some cities can earn a check here because the city itself is such a unique place to visit and you may have no time or desire to do anything else. I would say NY or Vegas could fall into this category.
Beijing was a unique combination, due to its size there were many great places to visit but technically they were all within the city.
People – Basically to pass mustard here I think the locals need to add to the experience and the tourist not take away. For me this is the one area where Beijing may have fallen short. Much of this has to do with the fact they have not jumped on the world’s belief that they have to know English. It’s not their fault (maybe even respectable) but it does take away from the experience.
There was one night we were stranded in the middle of nowhere and could not get a cab to our next destination. We finally got one cab driver to agree to take us back to our hotel and we started over from there (actually he dropped us at the hotel across the street, but we weren’t complaining at this point).
Standing outside the Forbidden City and across the street from Tienanmen Square a European girl, looking very relieved to see a Westerner (even most of the tourists were Asian), came up to me to ask how to get to the entrance of the City. Unfortunately we hadn’t even figured out how to cross the street yet and I wasn’t much help.
Hotel workers, waitresses and our driver in particular were all very nice. But at the end of the day this is part of their job. They struggled with English and getting directions or making reservations was difficult.
I had nothing against the locals, I just wouldn’t say they added to the experience. And the tourists were for the most part pushy. We even passed on looking at some attractions because we didn’t want to deal with it any more.
Prominence – The place / sights have some historical prominence. And I think it goes without saying that Beijing gets a check here.
Scoring System:
0 to 1: Not worthy of a visit - should be avoided if possible.
2: There may be something there worth seeing but no regrets if you don’t get there.
3: Worth making an effort to get there.
4: A must see place make every effort to get there.
So I would give Beijing a 3, well worth the trip but short of a must see.
Blog ya' later

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Revolution



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Last Thursday, May 14, we left for Beijing, China. We're still digging... just kidding.

Fortunately neither of us had a fever and we were allowed out of the airport after filling out consent forms and waiting on long lines as various officials made sure we were H1N1-free.

Sorry, this is a long one... We arrived at our hotel, The Regent, in the afternoon and ate lunch at the cafe there as it was an odd hour and we didn't see anything else appealing after a quick wander around outside. They served surprisingly good sandwiches. Our only plan for the evening was dinner at a place called Made in China nearby at the Grand Hyatt. We actually made the reservation about a week prior because I had been told by a couple of people that they had trouble getting into some popular places for dinner. And they start firing up the duck about 45 minutes before your arrival.

You see, when in Beijing the must-try thing is Peking Duck. We pre-ordered a half duck, which is not very big, so we could try other dishes. Everything we ordered was very tasty and the duck did not disappoint. It is carved in front of you and then they present it to eat three ways: in a thin pancake with onions, cucumber and plum sauce; sliced plain; and the crispy skin is to be dipped in sugar. It is pure heart disease on a plate. And tasty too. The place had a good atmosphere also, though we were tucked into an uninteresting corner. I used the ladies' room and was amused to find an ashtray attached to the wall right next to the toilet paper. At least there was toilet paper, but more later on the challenging rest stops of China.

Also in the Hyatt was a bar called Red Moon. A friend of mine mentioned it otherwise I probably wouldn't have known it was there. It was a pretty cool bar. It is hidden by a mirrored door which slides open as you enter. The front part was a large bar and the back room was cozy, smoke-filled and music-filled. The music came in the form of a live female quartet, a singer, keyboardist and two traditional Chinese instrument players. The singer showed some verve, but the other three wore comically bored expressions. I imagined their Chinese parents' disappointment that all those music lessons landed their daughters playing in a smoky hotel bar. They were definitely campy and a little corny but totally fun to listen to and played some surprising covers.

The next morning we were out the door around 7 a.m. to see The Great Wall. You may have heard of it. There are different sections you can access and I was advised by friends and travel books to skip the one closest to Beijing as it it is where all the tour buses go. I was also advised to go early to beat the crowds. There's no need for a tour, but we needed a ride there. I read many references online to a guy named John, so I looked him up and he was available, and he was waiting for us at 7 outside the hotel. He drove faster than you would believe, honked at everything and passed anything on legs or wheels. But we made it there.

Obligatory description of the guide: he was a very hospitable young man who spoke English well. He has a daughter and he's glad she's learning English in primary school because he didn't start until middle school and it was harder to learn later. He didn't go to university but he has hopes for his daughter (then it dawned on me that he's only allowed one child). He's lived in Beijing his whole life as have his parents and grandparents. His wife is from a far-away town along the Yangtze River and her hometown is the farthest he's traveled. He drove a cab for nine years and has been driving tourists with his own car for four years. He learns things from tourists from around the world, like the word 'tchotchkes' for describing what's sold at most markets. He threw in some unsolicited praise for the government, and even for good old Mao. And he pointed out how Buicks are very popular in Beijing and how Americans have told him they're not so popular in America. One of the last things he pointed out was a Haagen Daz store near our hotel. He said he only had it once because it's very expensive; he knew the price - I don't remember what it was - but he exclaimed, "But if you want ice cream, there it is, no problem!"

We went to a section of the Wall called Mutianyu, about 90 minutes outside Beijing. We did beat the crowds at first. There is a cable car that takes you up to the the hilltops to reach the Wall and we were the only souls on it. Within an hour, the place grew more populated, but it wasn't too bad. It was colder than we thought it would be but after climbing up and down steps along the wall we warmed up pretty quickly. I just kept thinking to myself, "I'm on The Great Wall of China." More than once I said out loud, "No thanks, no bananas," to the few vendors who each tried to push bananas. Why bananas?

Our only disappointment was that it was a very gray day. It had rained the night before, so at least we were lucky enough to miss the rain, but visibility was rather low. I would have loved to see the Wall trailing along the vast green mountains in the distance, but we could mostly only see the section or two in front of us. What can you do? You can toboggan down The Great Wall, that's what!

Alright, it's not really down the Wall itself, but there is a toboggan running down the hills along the Wall. I had trouble envisioning this proposition and wondered if it breached some sort of World Heritage site etiquette, but if it appears tacky, then they shouldn't make it so much fun! I have never actually tobogganed but I wonder what other great, ancient stone fortifications might boast them, because I'll visit. Paul went first and for some reason a worker followed closely behind me. Maybe I looked inexperienced. Since Paul finished first, he caught a picture of me coming around the final bend.

After the Wall adventure, we headed over to the Summer Palace, which didn't feel so summery on such a hazy day. We certainly didn't beat any crowds there. We strolled around for a couple of hours and battled the streams of red hatted tour groups. What's the point of the red hats if nine out of ten groups are wearing them?

I don't want to scare anyone off from visiting this side of the world (who am I kidding?) but it's a good thing the aches from climbing along the Wall hadn't set into my legs yet. To visit China, you need to be flexible, have good balance, carry your own Kleenex at all times, and a dulled sense of smell wouldn't hurt. In modern, comfortable establishments there are modern, comfortable facilities but in rural or older places, like the Summer Palace for example, there are more rustic devices. I didn't get my own shot but here's one for you of a typical squatter toilet. If you find yourself in that situation, another tip is to roll up the hems of your pants first.

John drove us home after the Summer Palace and along the way he drove past the Olympic Stadium and pulled over for a minute so we could take a picture - the perfect amount of time to spend on that activity. Then he gave us some recommendations for our next day. He told us our hotel, in a fairly posh area, was just around the corner from "shopping street" and "snack street" but the snack vendors didn't open till 5 p.m. so we never timed it right to have a snack or even a visit at that time. I might have seen some starfish-on-a-stick or something else worth detailing or photographing (but not eating).

We did have Peking Duck again that night - what, don't you expect us to perform appropriate comparison tests? I would say that both Made in China and Da Dong Roast Duck restaurant lived up to expectations. Da Dong was lower on atmosphere but the duck might have been just slightly better. We went to a bar called Face after dinner. Not bad.

We slept a little later the next day, had a very good breakfast at the hotel, then headed out towards Tianenman Square and the Forbidden City. Again, my guidebook provided accurate warnings on typical scenarios, and we were befriended by two art students who walked along with us and chatted the whole way. They were visibly disappointed when we didn't stop at their art studio to $look$ at their art. At least they put in the time and the talk. We were hit up by about 30 more art this-or-that solicitors around the Forbidden City later on.

The day started out very gray once again, which is why I took our sunglasses out of my bag when we were leaving the hotel. Do I need to tell you how brightly the sun started shining once we were around the corner? FYI, We're not trying to look quizzical in all the pictures from that afternoon.

Once we figured out that you had to cross the street underground, we made it to Tienenman Square. Paul will correct me if I'm wrong, but it might have been he who said, "You see, the thing about squares is, there's not a lot going on." A square is just that.

Personally, I tried to not imagine hundreds of students being gunned down by tanks (20 years ago next week) but it's hard to un-imagine.

Next we entered the Forbidden City. We rented audioguides and headphones which were pretty cool. The recording started playing automatically when you walked past each area. It was impressive, but many things looked the same to me. Sorry I didn't label the photos more specifically, but most of the buildings have names that have to do with harmony and tranquility. Oh, and of course there were countless red hats. We tried to walk to find a tea house for a refresher after that but we only earned blisters instead and hopped in a cab and had tea at the hotel.

That night, we ate at a noodle place I found in my guidebook. Had I known it was out in the middle of who-knows-where and that getting a cab back would be a challenge, I might have passed, but I'm glad we didn't. Noodles were the specialty but in our fashion of ordering too much, we got to taste other dishes and everything was good. I had noodles "in the shape of cat's ears." I surveyed; they were too small to be actual cat's ears. They were delicious even if they were. We hopped to a few different bars later with drastically differing atmospheres without locating one with the charm that Red Moon had.

Our flight was in the late afternoon on Sunday, so after breakfast we went over to an area called Hou Hai to check out one of many old hutongs. They're neighborhoods of "old Beijing" without the modern embellishments. It was interesting to see, though one stretch we walked along was totally existent for tourists, with men offering tours and "rickshaw" rides which are actually just bicycle drawn carts. Paul said he might have taken one if they were real rickshaws. Other surrounding parts that looked more authentic seemed as if you would be intruding if you entered the gates. After lunch we tried to find a park that appeared as if we must be just outside the walls on the map, but we surrendered to a cab and eventually realized on the way back to the hotel that the park was still quite a distance.

Beijing is huge and very sprawling, nothing like Hong Kong, and maps hardly helped. We were able to walk to one of the restaurants and to the Forbidden City, but everything else was a fare for a cab driver. We had no real trouble with cabs since we planned ahead and the hotel staff would write down locations in Chinese for the drivers. Hardly anyone outside of hotels and restaurants speaks English so it could have been troublesome. The traffic is heaving and pedestrians DO NOT have the right of way. You have to rotate your head in every direction and say a little prayer when crossing streets. No wonder John was such an aggressive driver.

We enjoyed Beijing. Hope you enjoy the pictures. Wish we could share some of the food we tasted.

I also hope everyone had a nice long weekend, and remember to recognize what Memorial Day is for. There's a holiday here this Thursday, but Paul will work as usual. Then off to the jungle!

P.S. I prefer the more well known version of "Revolution" but I could barely locate this one. It'll work.

P.P.S... And two days later I lost it. How does The Beatles' music manage to remain untouchable? I know about Apple's iTunes situation but playlist.com too?

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

If You Love Somebody (Set Them Free)

We're still here. Are you still there? I noticed that we had six posts in the month of April. We haven't had six posts in one month since last August. You're welcome! It helps when it's a two-person effort, and I would guess it's more interesting for the readers.

The quarantine of the hotel guests at the Metro Park Hotel in Wan Chai ended last Friday, one week after it began. Paul and I were unfortunate enough to decide we felt like going to the Outback Steakhouse that night, which is next door to the hotel. No steak for us. You would think Brangelina were about to exit the place. In typical sensational Hong Kong style, people lined the streets waiting to see the detainees exit onto the waiting coaches. Of course, news crews and photographers were also camped out. What a stay to remember for those people.

Paul is our Official Quarantine Photographer

We're now crossing our fingers that neither of us will come down with any kind of fever by Thursday. A friend of mine just went to a beach resort in Mainland China and she reported that as soon as the plane's engines shut off, masked forces came on board to take every passenger's temperature and they were not allowed to disembark until they were cleared and filled out a consent form. We're supposed to fly to Beijing Thursday. Quarantine is not part of the itinerary. I won't be posting for about a week. When we're back, you'll either see stunning pictures of The Great Wall or 176 pictures of Paul wearing a pillow case on his head in different fashions.

I've been the busy travel agent recently. Only two weeks after Beijing we are going to Borneo for a week. I'm very excited. You can read a lot about seeing an orangutan in the wild, but if I actually do... wow. I don't know exactly what to expect, except that it will probably be one of the wildest and most exotic things we will do in our lives. There will be jungle trekking. There will be diving, as it's one of the world's top destinations. Great Barrier Reef, Borneo... we start big.

The weather here has been shockingly pleasant. As I've watched the temperatures start to climb since March, I dreaded each degree because this time last year was already uncomfortably hot and humid. I know it can't last - it will be about 88 today - but I'm thankful for so many unexpected, beautiful spring days up till now. We've tried to take advantage of them, as Paul mentioned in the previous post.

Last week I went on a junk trip (sounds more old fashioned than it is - it's just a typical boat) to Lamma Island with a group from the American Women's Association (AWA). The weather was perfect. We ate lunch over there and enjoyed the ride each way. The next day, I actually ended up back on Lamma for a hike, also with the AWA. They do various hikes, some advanced and some they call "easy hikes." This was an easy hike, so they said. Let's just say that I won't be joining the advanced hiking group any time soon. But I met some new people and I'm doing another one tomorrow.

Junk to Lamma

This past Sunday, we went to brunch with a small group at a place called Top Deck which is part of a "floating restaurant" called Jumbo. You take a small boat a very short distance over to Jumbo. As a good brunch must have here, there was free-flowing Champagne. Again, it was perfect weather and a lovely way to spend the day. Interestingly, it was arranged by my friend Victoria who's pregnant and couldn't enjoy the Champagne herself. Oh yeah, there was food too.

The temperature will inevitably climb, but here's to hoping that it won't rain for 30 days straight as it approximately did last June.

Top Deck at Jumbo (we dined under one of those pagodas on the end)


Cheers!

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Cat Scratch Fever

So the first case of the swine flu was reported in Hong Kong last Friday via a guest of the Metro Park Hotel in lovely Wan Chai, about three blocks from our apartment building.

Ironically this is the sister establishment of a hotel of the same name in Kolwoon, where the first case of SARS was detected in HK years ago. Due to the SARS tragedy there is probably not a more prepared country on the planet to deal with a pandemic (they have over 20MM tablets of tamiflu and a population of 7MM people – the US only has enough for about 25% of their population).

Metro Park Hotel, Wan Chai

The hotel and surrounding block was immediately sealed off and all guests are quarantined for the next 7 days. I can’t imagine a more painful way to spend a vacation then in a budget hotel around the corner from the HK red light district. Of course this makes me think they may have encapsulated a lot more disease than they bargained for – and imagine that middle aged gentlemen now stuck with his non-English speaking “friend” for the next week. I think there’s a movie in there somewhere, or possibly an edgy Odd Couple like sitcom.

Guests that were out of the hotel when it was closed off were given the choice to either return and stay inside for the seven days, or go elsewhere and leave all of their belongings for the week. The hotel has no bar, gym or pool and only a very local Chinese restaurant – good times.

Front of Hotel on Sunday Morning

We found out about the outbreak when attending a dinner party around the block (the other way) from our building. It was a new Japanese fusion restaurant, which was really more of an upscale steak and seafood restaurant with sides like wasabi mashed potatoes.

There were about 15 guests which is not an easy feat to pull off as most people shy away from the area and tend to gravitate to the more worn out paths of Central and Lan Kwai Fong. The restaurant was very nice and both the service and food were above par if not special.

As most people arrived by cab, their drivers felt the need? pride? morbid curiosity? to drive their passengers by the hotel and show them the surrounding circus of activity. Not to minimize the devastation SARS had caused, but there is a tendency to sensationalize events here. You would be shocked by the lines and media coverage every time a new 20 dollar bill is released, which is not infrequent.

Still going....

Following a quick after dinner drink most of the party fled back to the comfort zone of LKF. Lisa and I dropped off and called in an early night as we had plans to go to Cheung Chau the next day for a nice out door lunch and cocktails with some friends. However once home we confirmed the island was having its annual “bun festival” the next day and large crowds were expected. Seeing this put a damper on our plan to spend a casual day out on what was predicted to be a beautiful day we called the plan off.

We spent some time just walking around the next day (we get about 2 nice days a year) and then called several restaurants with alfresco dining but were unable to get a reservation. So not wanting to give up on the lovely weather we did what anyone would do and went to the mall.

Malls here are quite different then in the US. Most are either part of office buildings or hotels and it’s where you find many 5 star restaurants. On the 4th floor of IFC (the giant building in the last Batman movie) is an outdoor terrace with several restaurants over looking the water. There are public tables and chairs available with views across the harbor. You’re free to bring your own food and drink and just hang out, or like most people, grab something from one of the restaurants.

Picture of IFC from our temporary housing

We met a couple we are friends with there that share our fondness for good wine and fine food and just hung out and enjoyed the weather and then grabbed a table in one of the outdoor restaurants that turned us down over the phone (see previous post).

We’re now looking forward to our trip to Beijing next Thursday and Lisa is frantically trying to plan a June trip the jungles of Borneo. So hopefully some more exciting photos and posts to come shortly.

But for now I’ll blog ya’ later.